One of my favorite, "Jim stories."
Our band (Quantrell) was playing in New Orleans. On our night off, we went out to a night-club to enjoy a late-night group. At 2:00 AM, it was teeming with people (And lots of beautiful ladies).
Jim had been bending my ear (for what seemed like an eternity) telling me "... how amazing he was with the ladies," "... and how he knew better than most what women wanted." He paused, saying he had to pee, turned, and then accidentally walked into the ladies' restroom.
I waited just outside the door to see what would happen. Jim walked out a few minutes later as white as a ghost. He said something like, "... Well, it's a lot cleaner than ours."
The good news was I laughed so hard I think I peed MY pants. Jim could make you laugh—often when he wasn't trying.
PS Jim swore he didn't notice the mistake until AFTER he had relieved himself. That could be true!